Sunday, March 20, 2011

Eviction Notice

Your mother is issuing a notice for EVICTION. Tenant will have 2 more weeks in which you can either gather all belongings and promptly vacate the premises, or wait until the final day. After which, you will be physically removed from the property.

You are being evicted due to breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made!

Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. And due to property damage, there are now leaks in both the upper AND lower levels of the home. On top of which, the landlord has received numerous complaints about nightly disturbances.

Failure to comply with the notice will result in immediate and forceful removal at mommy's discretion.


  1. Glad to see that you finally finished your taxes. i can't believe that you are ironing Tabor's gym shorts. You sure are a dorky mom but both of you will be amazing parents. Can't wait to see when Tabor finally gets his eviction notice. Love you guys and see you SOON.

  2. I wish I had dorky parents :-)
    Do as much ironing as you want/can now; you will have NO time when Tabor gets here.
    Carlos, Danny, and I are planning a trip to Cali when Tabor is born; we won't go for a while so that grandparents can enjoy the baby with you guys.
    Love you!

  3. (This is Shelly) This eviction notice is the funniest thing!! You make me laugh! I love you!!